This is a short story I found while sorting through my secondary school English books, from when I was around twelve or thirteen years old. It made me laugh!
Planet Earth thinks it’s seen it all. Massive tripods zapping it to bits, a ginormous gorilla ripping through New York. But oh no.
There is one thing it hasn’t experienced. Prepare yourself for the apocalypse of… INVASION OF THE KILLER BABIES!!!!!!!
WARNING! Some of the things that happen in this story have no explanation, e.g. a radiator may fly through the air and knock someone flying; there may be no mention of where the radiator originated from. You have been warned…